Farticle

When you fart and pieces of your poop disperse into the air into tiny particles

EWWWW SARAH YOUR FARTICLES SMELL SO BAD

by veronicageorge March 14, 2019

farticle

Small particles that are responsible for staining your underwear when you pass gas.

I switched from white underwear to colored underwear to reduce the visibility of farticle stains.

by FunseekingSelfcenteredScumbag April 24, 2020

Farticles

Better word for fart particles.

I just ate a good load of farticles

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

Farmaco Haugamizer

Family of pharmacy and healthcare plastic products.

Doc: Hey did you see we got a shipment of those new Farmaco Haugamizer 3000's?
Nurse: Yeah I can't wait to try one of those bad boys out.

by MSCM2021 March 14, 2021

farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021

Farmigasexual

Having sexual feelings for Vera Farmiga

Are you Farmigasexual? Because I am.

by Veraswifey June 30, 2021

Farmit

(verb.) to fart, and vomit simultaneously. also pertains to what I expect to be doing tonight.

My wifes boyfriend came home really late yesterday, he dropped a Farmit in the bathtub.

by niquil July 1, 2021