egyptian ant farm

When you allow ants to crawl down your urethra in search of pleasure

Guy 1: That bitch was so freaky last night
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She tried to give me an Egyptian ant farm

by pforan00 October 29, 2015

Jake from State farm

Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.

Its Jake from state farm. She sounds hideous.

by Badlegoman101 September 24, 2017

Turkey farm

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008

nut farm

The art of taking a picture of your nuts on someone else’s camera phone without there knowledge or permission, allowing them to stumble across it creating an awkward social situation

Matt did a nut farm on Sam’s camera phone at the GAC making everyone believe Sam was gay because he had a photo of some dudes huge nuts as his phone wallpaper… That was hilarious

by munky_punch September 7, 2009

Dick Farm

Not the dick but the patch it grows from; the area surroundind the penis; pubic hair.

I need to mow the dick farm. I thought she had hit me in the dick, but she missed and hit the farm.

by RandallAdcock January 5, 2011

alpaca farm

The fucking alpaca farm where i can alpaca this dick in yo ass

Gonna take a bitch to the alpaca farm.

by plumpuding mastet April 21, 2015

Clutch Farm

To have a good handle on the farm level on Black ops 2 Zombies, Transit. This is a term created by my friend William who died of right leg cancer. RIP WILLY.

Wow, willy can really clutch farm.

by Mitch Mgoo July 1, 2016