Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Flavor scratch

Flavor scratch is what happens to the roof of your mouth after eating hard foods, like captain Crunch, or toasted sourdough.

My cereal left me with multiple flavor scratches this morning.

by KayKay4 January 14, 2018

Flavor

The type of soap or conditioner one uses.

"Yo Stacey, what kinda flavor do you use? The smell of your hair be fire!"

by Whyshifty February 16, 2023

flavor blasting

when a blast of flavor hits you like bawls to the jaw (bawls to the jaw)

“can i put my bawls in yo jaws?” (bawls in yo jaws”
“as long as you give me a flavor blasting”

by skymshea August 26, 2021

flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

flavored trash bag

The action of dipping your unwashed testicles in any kind of ice cream syrup and teabagging someone

"I'm gonna give you a flavored trash bag if you don't watch your mouth."

by The Man With The Rod May 18, 2021

Flavor

A term used for crack that was popular in the early 1990's.

" Yo T let me get a dime of flavor"

by Supremer December 5, 2018