Smol bean, i just wanna hug him all the time. He’s so adorable and i love him very much. He is Evan Peters. Evan Peters is he.
by Steve Rogers himself ✪ October 16, 2019
Get the Evan Petersmug. 
by dawn jr, May 6, 2019
Get the evan critchmug. Once you have him don't let him go I mean sometimes he can be a dick but he is absolutely the best guy he is SUPER cute and if you like him you would know cause you would just stair into his amazing eyes and just now he is the one or at least think he is the one...You will fall in love with him and he will care and love you he will do anything but don't get Evan mad because when you get him mad there is no turning back sadly you will think that you'll be ok eventually but you wont have him for like three or four months and it will be like your missing the most important part of you I guess once you have him you don't wanna loose him
by Love me like you did December 1, 2018
Get the Evan Fostmug. When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.
by GhostBoyDTX November 30, 2020
Get the Evan Momentmug. The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls
by Smallppalex March 18, 2021
Get the Evan Sousamug. A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008
Get the Evan VanKleimug.