escalade

this goes out to all the idiots who compare an escalade to a tahoe, an escalade ext to a avalanche and the escalade esv to a suburban. The Escalade in all three models has a new and more upscalde suspension, noise control, interior and exterior design and many other features. The Escalade is not on the same platform as GMC's or Chevys and is quieter and nicer inside and outside, Chevy's and GMC's has 5.3L V8's with 310HP and the Escalade has a 6.2L V8 with 403HP!!!! so that's why you pay the extra dough, want to know why i know this, cause i own one. I dont care, i am rich, so when i see you in your chevy i'll laugh at you cause you know you want the escalade, poor bastards

Suburban: Rich bastard, I am in the same thing for only 37g's
Escalade ESV: Yeah but your built like crap, and youre jealous of me so kiss my ass and my 6.2L V8 while your crappy 5.3L V8 Cant even get onto the highway fast enough
Suburban: Uh, yeah, well, go chevy (Drives away and starts crying wishing he went to college so he can get an escalade)

by Bryyan June 8, 2007

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great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005

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