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emerica

Probably the most over-rated and (except for Vans), most widely worn skate shoes. Whenever you see someone skating with Emerica's it's a safe bet that they've also got a Baker deck and skin tight jeans. See Reynolds-clone.
Daft Cunt: Dude, check out my sweet new Emerica's! Now all I need is a trucker hat and some girly tight-jeans and I'll be just like Andrew Reynolds.
by Ziggy Stardust March 3, 2005
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Emergency Room

The emergency room is literally the worst place to be not because of the fact that you just crushed your entire hand and its gushing blood while a woman with a cold is rushed into a room with 3 Residents and an ER Doc but because you will literally see the scum of america.Usually you'll see a fat chick nursing a baby in clothes that really should have been left at home/never scene in public with, some random hobo in smelly shitty clothes, shanqiqi who is either bitching about her boyfriend on the phone or making up a story as to how there child "fell down the stairs" and managed to get a spiral fracture, crying baby that probably makes you want to go postal, tough lumbar jack like dude with like some insane injury just sitting there, drug seekers who "lost there MS Contin" and seam to do so on a regular basis or maybe its the guy who "accidentally spilled his Opana ER down a sour pipe", etc.
After waiting 7 and a half hours in front of a bunch of chuckle heads looking to score some dilaudid you get in and the doctor usually looks at you like your an alien. If its a broken limb you usually get a cast and a bottle of Vicodin. If you have some mysterious ailment you usually have 4 residents scratching there head while some half retarded physicians assistant who's "scene it all" explains that you just have a tummy ache. But this is not before they take a bunch of your blood, do random tests and give you enough radiation from the CT scan,MRI,Xray to give a child terminal cancer.
-After getting hit by a car while bicycling John crawled to the ER for over an hour with two broken femurs and structural damage to his femural artery. When he reached the medical twilight zone that is the Emergency Room he was told to take a seat while jimal and gramps were scene by doctors for stuffy noses.

-Shit I broken my arm...ah its off to the wonderful freak show that is the Emergency Room!!!

-Emergency Room: Saving the world from seeing its primary care doctor, Would you like some dilaudid with that?
by CTU_FieldAgent200 March 5, 2011
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emergently

A combination of emergency and "tly" less the "cy". Emergently is an additional expletive for emergency, something that it is "really an emergency of importance!" (a true emergency, commonly used in medical vernacular). adverb
The word emergently is commonly used in hospital settings such as: He had to "emergently" leave town due to the impending death of his girl friend, mother, lover, other sibling, in-law, or child of importance.
by Hey Jude March 19, 2008
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Emer

Emer is a clumsy person that can't seem to walk in a straight line. Emer tends to walk into doors a lot.
Did you really fall over again. You're such an Emer.
by Clumsy shit December 15, 2019
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Emeralds

Burning emeralds.
by javajavajava July 27, 2010
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snow emergency

When a guy blows his load all over a girl. One would say this is another word for money shot.
Jermaine: Yo franks, what'd you do with Geena last night?
Franklin: Yeah man I took that girl out to the Olive Garden then took her back to my pad and gave her one big snow emergency.
Jermaine: Haha, word.
by Will and Travis June 18, 2006
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Emerdale

A poorly written ITV soap opera, which represents the good, honest people of Yorkshire as idiots, and helps fuel the untrue belief that Yorkshire men are obbsessed with beastiality. In truth perverse interest in animals is only found in one area of Yorkshire... Whitby, which is only very small and generally unimportant anyway.
Emerdale must be written by stupid southerners, for them to portray such inaccurate storys of life in a small yorkshire village.

How can so much, happen to so few, in such a small area?
by Joez December 13, 2005
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