Definitions by Joez
Yorkshire
Yorkshire is Englands Largest County, habitat of a truly great breed of peoples, the yorkshire men. But alas the end is nigh for these peoples as they succumb to the grasping fingers of the big city corporations which seek to turn their flatcaps to NY baseball caps, their pint of bitter to a bottle of smirnof ice and generally give the place a good 'chaving' up. I fear in 50 years the sight of the true yorkshire men quaffing beer after a hard games cricket or a quick sweat down some or other coal mine will be no more. And we'll look like every other sod in sodding britain.
The Life Of Brian
The Life Of Brian is a Monty Python film following the misfortunes of a baby born in the stable nextdoor to jesus, Brian.
The Life Of Brian
"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"
on jesus- "bloody do-gooder"
on the romans- "bloody romans"
"He's not the messiah he's a very naughty boy"
on jesus- "bloody do-gooder"
on the romans- "bloody romans"
The Life Of Brian by Joez December 13, 2005
Emerdale
A poorly written ITV soap opera, which represents the good, honest people of Yorkshire as idiots, and helps fuel the untrue belief that Yorkshire men are obbsessed with beastiality. In truth perverse interest in animals is only found in one area of Yorkshire... Whitby, which is only very small and generally unimportant anyway.