red elephant trunk

The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.

She keep giving me dome even though I was finished and had developed red elephant trunk.

by Sir Moist June 29, 2008

Elephanteezus

An extention on the original term of beaz. If a person from the projects (or Tim Westwood if you're from the UK) wanted to swear then they could substitute the nasty words (if they were moral) and replace them with ghetto sounding words that rhyme with beaz or beazus.

*Young man notices a woman on the tv with large breasts. He points it out to his mate*

Willin: Look at the tits on her!
Barry: Sheazus Beazus! Elephanteezus!

by Chris Willin January 10, 2006

elephantom

A phantom of questionably large size

The old custodian met a mysterious elephantom one late night

by Kat and Alex January 12, 2008

Elephantopolatism

Elephantopolatism is the process during which someone will actually physically revert back to an infantile state. The person affected will still retain their knowlegde and intellect, however.

This can occur a multitude of times in a single person's life, and is actually the result of those so-called child prodigies.

-I DEMAND THAT YOU GIVE ME SOME ACTIVITIES TO STIMULATE MY MIND! THIS MUNDANE CRAFT IS ACHIEVING NOTHING!

-SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now paint your baloon like everyone else.

-Well it's not my fault Elephantopolatism has made me a child again.

by DAEMONLORD April 6, 2010

Elephant Hatch

Refers to the vagina of a Swamp Donkey (a term also listed on Urban Dictionary). This orifice can be deadly, and often is a breeding ground for murky parasites.

My friend got infected by a real murky swamp donkey after infiltrating her elephant hatch.

by The Herder June 29, 2011

Elephant

When you pull your pockets out and your dick out at the same time.

I gave the girl an elephant.

by GoldGrenades August 15, 2014

Elephant Cock

Elephant Cock: Have you ever seen an elephant penis erect? It goes from there being nothing to looking like a 5th leg. Having an Elephant Cock means people thinking you have a small penis but you pull out a 12 incher.

Shaquisha: Eyyo Tyrone, you got a tiny ass dick, you would surprise me if you pulled out an elephant cock.
Tyrone: "Pulls out COCK"
Shaquisha: DAYUMMMM, gimme that fat cock!

by ElephantCockBoy69 November 28, 2017