Ethan

The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel

Hey man wanna invite a friend over

You:who?

Friend: oh a friend named Ethan

You: Oh uh never mind

Ethan by Dwite Halbert February 21, 2020

Ethan

A stupid person who has sex with his mom everyday. He is not self conscious and loves himself so much.

Oooh look at that ethan, I want to be just like him!

Ethan by Goon Rat February 28, 2020

Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

Ethan by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

ethan

He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.

georgia: “omg it’s ethan he’s coming over”
larita: “don’t be an idiot he just wants a root”

ethan by i’m in love with a gangster May 5, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a 13 year old homo child who has a crush on his 3 year old little cousin

Ethan likes big black guys

Ethan by Turts the god May 21, 2020

Ethan

He literally has the biggest dick ever. Jk, it is ok and will get the job done. jk again it's humungous and will make your insides into a beef stew life at your grandmothers house in kentucky. Some may say it looks like a pumpkin but I say it is perfectly normal and beautiful. His personality is pretty good but it could be better. Jk, he is a God and will take your body to his wonderland. He also goes by the name daddy, and tyrone if you want. Also one last thing. All Ethan's and I mean every single one of them deserves at least 3 blowjobs a week by you. And yes that means every girl in the world. Have a good day and if ur a girl go suck his dick right now. :)

Girl 1: Have you sucked Ethan's dick today?
Girl 2: No but i'm about too
Ethan: Where's my blowjob bitch
Girl 2: Coming tyrone

Ethan by 726386272 January 18, 2021

ethan

a dumb mf that leads you on and doesn’t do shit for you

dude did you know ethan lead that girl on.

ethan by bringing brandi December 27, 2021