The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.
Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.
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Get the Ethan mug.The most obnoxious,rude,selfish,hurtful,mean,short,weird,annoying person ever in the entire universe. He is normally VERY VERY VERY short. He brags about things no one cares about and doesn’t try on anything. If he is still in school he never turns his homework in and normally thinks he is a rebel
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Get the Ethan mug.He will make you feel so safe all the time, ur gonna fall for him, ur gonna be there whenever he needs you, ur gonna think he’s the cutest person alive but guess what honey he’s just here to fuck. All the ethans are here for sex and u know it.
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Get the Ethan mug.The type of guy that you can trust. He is always there for you whether you think you need help or not. He is kind and extremely compassionate. Although he may sometimes be looked at as a nerd, his intelligence does not come from only caring about school. He is athletic and well built, even though he is not much of a sports person. However, he takes great interest in the arts and excels in theater and music. Ethan is calm and respectful towards all. He is the type of person that you stay friends with forever. He is always reliable.
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