Erin is an
interesting little feller! She may or may not bite ankles and pray to Pitbull every night. Hates Mamma Mia with a burning passion of a thousand suns. Believes she is a god. Erin falls in love with any little gremlin
on the street that makes her giggle and snort. If feeling quirky, scours her surroundings for toes to nibble at exactly 3:47 AM. Is a feisty one who will do anything to prove she is right like this one time when she yelled at me about the proper usage of the spelling of the word "scour" that may have been a
conversation that we just had 5 minutes ago BUT ANYWAYS. Always pops off hunty mama slay purrr boots the house down to the max. Finally, Erin throws feces.
Random Rando:
Oh Em Gee who is that poop
throwing slay queen?
Yo Mama: That's one weirdo, dude. Such an Erin!
Erin:
Hey guys!! Oh look it's 3:47 AM, ME WANT TOES