Broadband Engine

The Broadband Engine is the Cell based CPU that is going to be used in the upcoming Playstation 3 game console.

Playstation 2 has Emotion Engine
Playstation 3 will have Broadband Engine

by Paul December 14, 2003

Catalog Engineer

Someone who reads catalogs of equipment -- high performance car parts, electronics or whatever -- and suddenly thinks he knows everything. These people are easy to spot -- they spend a great deal of money "improving" their cars, stereos or whatever. What they say sounds like hyperbolic ad copy and they won't let go of their beliefs, no matter how often someone proves them wrong.

Adam: Oh great, Ed's on a rant. He bought some gadget he found in a hot rod magazine for his car and claims it's doubled the power and his fuel economy. I looked at the thing and it's junk, just like all the other "performance parts" he bought in the last month.

Eve: That's Ed, alright. A real "Catalog Engineer."

by The Third Jay Guy December 16, 2010

software engineer

Software Engineer is a professional that uses Software Engineering and all of its engineering principals during all phases of software development. Too bad this was only achieved once in all of recorded history.

That hacker called himself a software enginer.
That coder thinks she is a software engineer.
Those programmer wishes they were software engineers.
I am the only software engineer I know that is why we don't have a union.

by joepa February 17, 2004

thomas the dank engine

A gamer who on csgo never stops and cant be beat

Thomas the dank engine joined we had all better quit

by thatonerager November 6, 2015

Network Engineer

Someone who is paid to break shit. Then assumes the role of hero when the problem has been resolved.

The damn programmers broke the servers again. Call in the Network Engineers to fix it.

by Nick Mitchell April 13, 2003

Hot engineering girl

A myth created by schools to attract more boys and by extension their daddy's money into their engineering programs

Guy in engineering class : Dude..omg there is a hot engineering girl in this class

Other guy: wtf she looks like a f'n creature of the deep

by vagbadger88 August 18, 2010

Cheat engine Forums

This is a great general discussion and computer forum. It no longer has much to do with cheating or hacking, at least in the most popular sections. These sections include "Random spam", "Computer talk", General discussions", and "Art". The forum also includes many sections concerning the use of Cheatengine and hacking specific games. How did this happen? In April 2009, the maplestory section was removed from the forum. This was a big hit to the popularity of the forum because of how many of the senior members dwelled there. That was when a HUGE wave of idiots came to the forum ready to be spoonfed "EP1K HAX" for the games made by Artix Entertainment llc. The most faggot infected section was the Adventure Quest Worlds section. This all changed when in October 09, by request of AE, all of those sections were removed. Every last fucktard there left without a trace. Now, CEF has a smaller community, mostly in Random Spam.

WHY DOES HIS SIG SAY DEREP ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!????!!111

It's a script, fag. Everyone on Cheat engine forums is totally overusing it.

by Phox@CEF December 20, 2009