Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

empty

not being able to feel anything no matter how much you try you dont just feel sad you feel nothing not happy not joyful

i don't feel anything i'm just empty

by localdepressednewfie March 3, 2019

no empty hole

When a man/woman is being fucked in every hole.
Made famous on PornHub, and that fucking disgusting but orgasmic scene in Spartacus.

Random Porn producer “Our channels losing views, what do we do?”
Ron Jeremy “Get that mail order Russian whore and leave no empty hole”

by IFuckedYourMum,SheShatOnMyHand January 17, 2018

contract emptiness

that feeling you get after you finish the campaign of your contracts in a Mutliplayer game. This feeling often leads you to not want to play the game despite the fun you know you could be having.

Hay man I'm feeling contract emptiness. Could we not play TF2 today.

by Speck Speck February 7, 2018

Your words are as empty as your soul

Someone who speaks lies or says something irrational

Dracula: "Perhaps the same could be said of all religions"
Richter Belmont: "Your words are as empty as your soul, mankind Ill needs a savior such as you"

by Dresden06 January 13, 2023

Emptiness

Loneliness

Emptiness is loneliness

by Scugglebutt300 March 19, 2025

empty page syndrome

When you haven't updated your social media pages in days, weeks or longer.

The bar under my apartment is awesome but they've got empty page syndrome, you never know if there's events or happy hour looking at their Twitter.

by @cam May 16, 2016