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easter

The time of year when you get a free mug with your chocolate.
Great- another cadburys mug with my easter egg.
by AlfieL March 21, 2008
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Easter

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.
Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.
by tim808 February 4, 2009
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easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.
He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging
by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005
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Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.
Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.
by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011
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eastender

ryming slang for someone who is a 'bender'.
gets its name from the english soap opera show.
'he's a right eastender'
by Dylan Armstrong October 29, 2006
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Drew Eastergard

an Awesome guy. one that likes to stay in your mind a lot. You can't forget him. He can make you laugh, cry, and smile. He's like a dream. Easy guy to like. Hard to read sometimes, but it just draws you to him more. He seems so perfect. He cares and he's NOT shallow. This is unusual for most guys so he's definitely a keeper. If you have a Drew Eastergard in your life, don't let him go. you'll regret it.
I love having a Drew Eastergard in my life!
by open door June 28, 2011
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easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye
hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today
by stackattack May 12, 2011
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