Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.
by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A boy who is into all types of girls. he will soon realise he needs to focus on a certain somone who adores him for him. He is very smart and also known as a geek. He will suceed in later life and has great friends. He can be shy at first but when he gets to know you he opens up. He is very sexy and immature at times but it makes the girls love him more. He has a awkward smile and a great sense of humour. He is always positive and everyone loves that about him. He sometimes feels lonely but he goes to his great friends to cheer him up. He is gorgeous with a great body. He has great hair but gets curious about his skin troubles. He is a great boyfriend and the best of friends.
by AnOnYmOuS::254 December 14, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.
by a massive nonce August 16, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. The only dude with a vagina and a super long neck. Usually they like to suck on there vagina with there super long neck. But he also has a cock in his ass (that of course he sucks as well).
by OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG November 11, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is attracted to men. (Gay)
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
Get the Dylanmug. a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by Stuart Phelps August 19, 2008
Get the The Dylanmug. A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
Get the Dylanmug.