Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.

Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!

by beeytch\ April 18, 2017

Angela Dumbass Mae

A dumbass girl who leads some doods on smh.

Damn, that girl really is an Angela dumbass mae. (ADM for short)

by Imangeladumbassmae March 28, 2019

stepped in a puddle of dumbass

an expression used to define a dumb or retarded action.

that boy is so stupid he must have stepped in a puddle of dumbass before he came to work.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

Complete Fucking Dumbass

Someone who has not mastered the Russian language.

Dayman says I am a Complete Fucking Dumbass because I have not mastered the Russian language. I cried a little.

by LilacLB January 24, 2011

[deep-sea dumbass]

Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor

Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
No man, shes a deep-sea dumbass

by enterthehurrikane December 16, 2008

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 6, 2022