Drive-by heckle

When you are talking to either a single person or a group of people and you happen to crack a joke; that joke leads to the drive-byheckle: a total stranger happens to walk past and puts their two-cents (usually a cheesy pun) into what you just said.

Jack: ...what if in the future, making fun of someone for their age was illegal?
(Large lady in a hat walks by)
Large lady: It should be illegal NOW! (walks away)
Joe: Drive-by heckle.

by Jmind June 17, 2010

Drive Time Vampire

A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.

I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.

by SnotBubbleBoy February 20, 2011

Driver Seat Ninja

When the driver of a car does a karate chop to scare the passenger.

Fred was scared by the driver seat ninja, the random and abrupt Karate chop causes Fred to poop a little.

by Lightyear25 August 17, 2011

Drive by dump

When you are in a hurry but you need to shit so you only
Poop out about half of what was in you.

I was in a hurry so I had to take a drive by dump so I wasn't late.

by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016

Drive Boston

Private high-end car club based in Boston, MA
Founded in May of 2018

Hosts car rallies, cruises, and car shows!

"Drive Boston always full sends bro"

by Arshia3112 December 25, 2018

Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.

Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.

by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010