Driving Wood

The event of an erection in a moving automobile despite the lack of pornographic or copulative activity.

In the current vernacular, it may be described as "having a boner in the car even when nothing sexy's going on".

It is caused by the vibrations caused by the movement of the car.
Dude, can you pull over? I've got some mad driving wood I need to take care of.
by chaosportalfilms January 27, 2010
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drunk driving

an extremely entertaining sport/recreational activity that can unfortunately have negative legal and/or physical consequences.
So what do you feel like doing tonight, actually going drunk driving or just watching it on TV?
by Nick D September 23, 2003
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hard drive

Man, New York to Los Angeles was a real hard drive.
by Doktorfunk January 15, 2007
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5 and drive

A British saying when you’re at the pub :
Haven’t you drank too much to drive us all home?’

Nah mate, it’s 5 and drive - remember?’

‘Oh yeah! My mistake
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drive-by Christmas

The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!

Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)

The present lands side up in a foot of snow.

Drive-by Christmas.
by Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas! December 26, 2009
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Deadline Drive

The closer you get to a deadline the more motivated you are to complete the assigned work
"Lets do this assignment man, my deadline drive has finally kicked in"
by PatternBlue December 10, 2015
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drive-by convo

The awkward conversation that takes place when two people are walking toward each other, but neither stops, and both are left trailing of half formulated sentences of 'good thanks...' 'see ya..' and sometimes questions are ignored because too much distance has been covered.
Matt is so awkward, we always seem to have a drive-by convo.

(example of drive-by convo):
"Oh hey, how are you?" (the pass) "Good and you?..."(~6ft apart) "good see ya.." (muffled under your breathe because you realize you're awkwardly far away to talk)


by T-Monskies March 11, 2009
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