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Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”
My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
mugGet the Dookie legsmug.

Infant Dookie

Adjective: (1) A nicer way of saying "little shit" to somebody
Person 1: You're being so annoying today. Stop being such an infant dookie you little shit.
by Akihoe May 10, 2023
mugGet the Infant Dookiemug.

Soupie Dookie

When someone takes a shit in your bowl of soup
When I left my bowl a soup on the table alone, some fucking dick head Soupie Dookied in it.
by Soupie Dookie June 16, 2016
mugGet the Soupie Dookiemug.

dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie
Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?
by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023
mugGet the dookie smoochiemug.

black dookie

Resinous dross scrapings from a cannabis pipe sometimes used to get high by people who are really hard up. Sometimes 'black dookie" is sold as hashish to gullible customers.
"Hey, man, I got this 'black dookie.' $5 a gram, man; it'll get you fucked up."
by Joe Curwen July 8, 2012
mugGet the black dookiemug.

dookie midget

basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!

person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.

person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 5, 2022
mugGet the dookie midgetmug.

Dookie Dick

Target male audience for AIDS/ HIV medication
Them Dookie Dicks are at it again!
by Obvious observation December 6, 2022
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