"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
Get the Ding Dongmug. A ding dong is a feeling, its a capitivating emotion that you feel in your special place, it is a butterfly evoker and it is very yummy feeling.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
Everyone loves ding dong, it is a girls name and she is beautiful pretty hot and total bad bitch.
Ding dong is a ladies man, its very flirty and makes girls NEEEED him, he is yummily flamboyant and so wow. he definetly leaves them with an afterglow. Even Ellen Degenreres has the hots for the ding dong, especially when they are underage.
dude 1: man i dont where is ding dong
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
dude 2(gay): i love ding dong
dude 1: dude what? are u fucking high we are stuck in the middle of the forest he kidnapped us and ure saying u love him are u a masochist u fucking freak im stuck on the website for eternity and my entire existence will justr be dude 1. i am noone, noone knows me or cares, ure the only one who i can talk to and u treat me like this honestly bro i think u and i should stop talking after we get to safety. im gonna call the cops and u go after ding dong okay? i hear he gives u butterfly feeling in your special place but ignore and fight the urges. WE NEED TO LEAVE i need to see my wife again and give her my ding dong.
by chhrang July 18, 2024
Get the ding dongmug. A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
Get the Ding Dong Ditchermug. 
Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020
Get the Ding Dongmug. by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018
Get the Ding dongmug. by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020
Get the Tom Ding Dongmug.