Top hat, to stick ones dick into

A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old

That crack whore wasn't worth $3 man,it was like stickin my dick into a top hat !!

by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004

dick inhaling ultra-faggot

Somebody who, despite all attempts at being a decent human being, cannot manage to do so.

"Hey man I accidentally ate my own face"

"You dick inhaling ultra-faggot"

by Frosty3 October 5, 2013

dick inch

a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5

Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches

by jackisthebestateverything December 5, 2009

dick infarction

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

by aHDumb May 22, 2008

Dick Investment

an act in which (usually) an older girl in high school will take a younger boy with a already large penis in the hopes it will get longer

shelly's only going after eric for his horse dick

hey he is a good dick investment

by whitish October 24, 2008

dick inside butt

a dick in A persones butt.

wow that was such a dick inside BUTT MOVE.

A SEXUAL ACT

by mr big black dickbutt:D July 30, 2016

Dick Infection

(N)- A really annoying person who usually irks the living shit out of you. They make you itch.

Kyle: "Dude, when are you getting on Xbox again"

Chris: "Bro, quit being a Dick Infection, I only use my Xbox to watch Netflix"

by Olijah April 25, 2014