Desiree

Desiree is a Beautiful Young girl that seems to know what sex is at a young age. She has a lot of mental breakdowns. She is over dramatic but very funny! She’s probably the clown of the friend group! Mess with her friends she will show up at your house at 3:am she is nice and don’t leave her!!

Random person: ugh I’m so lonely

Desiree: uh no u not
Random person: yay I have a friend now

by Desiree 🥶🥵 December 8, 2019

Peppermint Devine

The act of givng oral sex with an Altoid in one's mouth.

I went down on him with a peppermint devine!

by Ben Gladstone October 27, 2007

Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!

"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"

by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009

Cool Devices

Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...

What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.

by Vash March 12, 2005

no my child, this is not my desire

Phrase that a martial arts teacher will say when his student is using his skills for evil.

You can think up your own example

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

DEVRIES

The act of asking someone a question without actually knowing what question you are trying to ask.

Man, the boss come up to me the other day and pulled a devries on my for 25 minutes.

by LESUSER May 1, 2008

Devien

A rarely used name, of Italian origin. May also be used as a substitute for many different insults such as: fag, whore, douche bag etc ; Also used on occasions as a substitute for marijuana.

"I hate that guy over there, what a devien."
"That guy's been smokin' the devien all night."

by Metal Irrelevancy January 3, 2008