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Designated DJ

Someone in your group of friends with the best music and knows what songs to play for a specific event/vibe
We were drag racing and put designated dj made it so much better!
by Large genitals October 14, 2017
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design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017
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designerboyy

a gay fuck bag who thinks hes cool
designerboyy: im a fucking idiot
by ybn almighty jay December 14, 2017
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designer

One who is eternally unsatisfied and whose only cause of existence is solely to produce The object that will bring satisfaction to them so that they may finally die in peace
John is remaking his book again, he's such a designer
by the crippled penguin April 14, 2019
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Designated roller

Person in the group designated to role,
ESP when in the car.
“Aaron was the designated roller, he rolled 5 blunts before the concert.”
by Charliesangel98 September 20, 2019
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Designated Corner

When a male cums and uses a designated corner of a towel to clean up this is to often hide the spot and also continue use later
Dude I can’t believe I had to use the designated corner 3 times last night
by ThisDudeDontCare September 30, 2019
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Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
by Chazdababy January 18, 2020
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