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Forbidden Definitions

I used to think that there were forbidden definitions too, but it's actually just a glitch in the website. They're actually on there, but for some reason hidden. You can unlock them by Exact Googling in your definition, then reading it Cached, but they still won't permanenty stay.
I had about 50 anti-Psycho Bitch definitions, but they were all "Forbidden Definitions".
by G-Union July 8, 2004
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Text Deficiency Syndrome

A disease in which someone takes an unusually long time to respond to a text. This is normally characterized with a response length of 10+ minutes

Sometimes abbreviated 'TDS', text deficiency syndrome can be tested for and diagnosed fairly easily with today's technology.
Guy #1: "Hey, I think Jennifer may like you, do you think you are going to pursue her?"

Guy #2: "I don't know man, I sent her a text over an hour ago and still haven't gotten a response yet. I'm pretty sure she has text deficiency syndrome."

Guy #1: " Yeah, I don't think I could ever date a girl with TDS".
by JcCongo March 9, 2010
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Nigger (21st century definition)

Look at that red-neck nigger and all his welfare kids!

Nigger (21st century definition)
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Name Definition

It's often a stuffy, full of crap definition made up by some geek hundreds of years ago. If the name Chastity meant "one of pure action" in the 1600s, today it means, "hot-ass stripper who swings on a pole." Name definitions change with the way society interprets them. Old name definitions are worthless.
Hey Jayden, I used the namememes website to look up your name. While it says your name means "warrior of justice", it also says the average person finds your name pretentious and douchie. I guess your traditional name definition doesn't mean shit!
by sundownr01 December 29, 2011
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Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008
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definitionzombie

A shit-recycling fucker that deletes and votes down quality definitions at urbandictionary.com

They are usually stay-at-home moms (aka housewife) who find such material offensive and *gasp* hateful. !!!!!!
1."Like omg that is so hateful and stereotypical. That material does not deserve a place here at urbandictionary.com."
by Viggo April 25, 2006
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Definition

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020
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