Defensive Pledging

Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.

Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.

Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.

by Tralalalala January 16, 2008

Defender

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.

My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.

by Effe April 15, 2005

Drefense

A sassy and womanly type of savage defense. Somewhat like a mother protecting her cub but far more sassy and vicious.

Her team was up by 15 points but our sassy friend stayed on the ball, shouting "DREFENSE! DREFENSE!" to intimidate her opponents.

by flanaganmcwanagan November 4, 2010

Defensitive

When you have the nerve to get hurt feelings because somebody called you out on something you did wrong.

I became extremely defensitive when she wanted to discuss why I lied to her.

by SlimShugga February 16, 2014

Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple

Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol

by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018

Defensive Tackle

A position on the Defensive Line in football. There are usually two of them. Their jobs are to close up holes so the running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. They are usually over 270 pounds and are like at or over 6'2". Really underrated, don't get much recognition unless they get a lot of sacks, pass deflections, and/or interceptions or pick 6's. Most people don't want to do it because they want a glory position, or the think it is too easy. But the D-tackles do the dirty work so that the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good

Man, Aaron Donald is A freaking monster of a defensive tackle

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021

Defensive Tackle

Position on the defense, specifically d-line. Usually really big, at or above 6'2" and 270 lbs. Don't get much recognition unless they are a superstar, like if they get a lot of sacks or pass deflections, or picks, or very rarely, pick 6's. They are responsible for plugging up the holes so running backs and quarterbacks can't rush to gain yardage. Often mistaken for an easy job. They handle the grunt work so the linebackers, db's, coaches, and owner look good. Numbered usually from 60 to 79 or 90 to 99.

I play defensive tackle in football. I'm not terribly good at it, but I'm not terrible either

by KaosK.J.Tuck November 12, 2021