Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

by Nigga'sWitDeerWeiners November 8, 2011

Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer

Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????

by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025

Deer hunter

In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt

Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler

Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah

Deer hunter

by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021

deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

there's a deer on your wall

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.

Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

by ferret mcsquarett November 22, 2011

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.

Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!

by Farqunglu March 20, 2017