john decker

A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.
there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.
by MikeTheMainMan April 18, 2018
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lil deckers

“did you see that Declan Mckenna said his fans don’t have a name?”
“yeah it’s like he’s completely ignoring the lil deckers
by skadeordie September 10, 2020
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Mariah decker

Mariah decker is the type men will bow to. She is the word itself of strong. Mariah decker isn't good at love but if she does love you you will be blessed by the juice of gods loins. She is to the end of world loyal and you tie her down she will never cheat. She has a look that stares deep into your soul past the bullshit right to what matters. Mariah decker has eyes that will bring countries down. Beware though she is a very deadly thing.
She's got that Mariah decker vibe going
by Lonewolf _alphawolf July 05, 2022
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Deckered VPUB

When Eric changes his background when he joins a cult in hopes of a handjob.
I can't believe you joined that group in hopes to get Deckered VPUB.
by Butt-Fer3000 March 12, 2022
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European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 18, 2021
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Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
by Paul McFartney January 17, 2024
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Polar decker

The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
by WalnutPlatt July 09, 2018
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