december 12

Kiss a kitty on the forehead day

Matt Damon: "Hey Ben Affleck, it's December 12th!"

Ben Affleck: You're right! Let me go down to Petsmart and give a kitty a smooch right on the forehead :)"

by ahoyspongeboy October 16, 2019

No Nut December

Some people who failed the No Nut November challenge created an alternate challenge. All rules are precisely the same although it lasts for the 31 days of December as opposed to the 30 days of November. You must not bust a nut all month. There is rarely any direct reward for successfully completing the challenge although when you finally do allow yourself to wank on 1 January you will find the climax is significantly better and longer than that of someone who wanks daily.

Some guy "Shit fam that thicc ass is why I failed No Nut November"
Other guy "It's okay fam just do No Nut December innit"
Some guy "Ayy shit yeah blud good idea. Is that what you're doing?"
Other guy "Nope. I'm doing destroy dick december."
*some guy backs away slowly*

by CaptainDonaldDick December 1, 2017

december 26

a girl was born with a talent to help people with mental illness.

as a girl who was born on december 26, use your talent to help them

by magicalwoo October 15, 2019

December 23

If it’s your birthday today then you’re in luck !!!

Today those who are born today get to do whatever they want whenever they want !

He: Hey it’s Emilia’s birthday today! December 23!

Emilia : hehe lemme just—-
He: Don’t-!
*BOOM*

by Jefflop October 22, 2019

December 19

Crazy day a day were you can be yourself without judge ment of people

Girl:*farts*
Guy:ewww
Girl:ah ah ah you cant judge me its December 19th

by Thizizmeh October 30, 2019

December 23

Love a short person day

Tall person: I love you short person you looks so cute
Short person: Thank you! December 23rd is my favourite day

by Arctic344 December 22, 2020

December 2

December 2 is national give someone that starts with the letter E a high five

hi E it’s December 2 high five

by Mark Wilburn October 21, 2019