The male equivalent of a Karen, and all that entails. Complains to managers, tries to screw retail employees out of jobs, probably a Blue Checkmark.
God, did you see that guy who got salty because the manager at Target wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for a penny? What a David.
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If you see a David you are basically seeing a god in front of you.
David's are amazing boyfriends and great emotional supporters.
David's always know what is best.
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