Pull a Dring

To let fly a barrage of buzzwords and corporate jargon that neither explain or update one's status on the completion of an assigned action item. Generally used to exhaust the audience into complacency or an unfounded perception that the item is complete.

I totally forgot that i was assigned that action. I was forced to "pull a dring", but they totally bought it. Eyes were glazed over.

by badassmutha4000 February 23, 2014

Daving

The art of giving a random opinion about something you have no idea expecting to be successful, but you never are.

You are "daving" if you say: The currency exchange for CHF must be 3 euros

by AGlezG August 25, 2015

expiration dating

being with someone despite knowing that you have to separate in the near future.

I hate expiration dating, but he's so cute! I'll just date him until I go to school in the fall.

by valerie vodka May 31, 2014

tongue darting

The art and sport of eating ass.

The USA took home the 2016 Tongue Darting Championship in Iceland.

by DarJen July 7, 2018

texas speed dating

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.

"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"

by Ingewood August 19, 2016

chelsea darling

N. An attractive, doll-faced punk rock girl with a chelsea-hair cut from the Boston, Massachusetts or London, England. (A chelsea hair cut is defined as behind short in the back, and long one the sides toward the front of the face)

First chelsea darling was noted on 4/26/1986

If shes too cute to be a punk but too rough to be a doll, then she's most likely a chelsea darling

by Alyssa Jamison January 16, 2008

darving

The act of driving while intoxicated. Also, to darve.

"I can't believe you're letting me darving."

John: "As a friend, I can't let you drive drunk."

Joe: "I'm not driving drunk, I'm darving"

John: "Cool. In that case, let's roll."

by mechanizedmind July 21, 2008