Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.

"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"

by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

Gag drag

When a drag of a cigarette causes a gag reflex

Dude I just had the worst gag drag in the car and nearly vomited on myself

by cmitty January 14, 2016

Nut drag

To drag one's scrotum over the belongings of one's acquaintances.

If he doesn't come back from the bathroom soon I'm totally gonna nut drag his sandwich.

by Lenny the Fish September 21, 2016

fair drag

when someone tries to drag/roast you but they're 100% right so you can't even really be mad.

you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one

by mothmanswingman June 8, 2017

high whore drag

In full drag attire

I got pulled over in full high whore drag and the cops didn't know what hit him.

by Ms Nikki Nicole November 24, 2017

jerk off drag race

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.

Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.

by Kad357 November 9, 2019

Bag Drag

(1) – Event when all members of a military unit bring their gear together to be loaded onto a transit vehicle for travel.

(2) – The act of dragging one's scrote bag across a surface in an effort to taint or embarrass said surface.

Event that results when an individual who is being tea-bagged awakens from their slumber and turns their head. Said event usually occurs on one’s cheek and can even make it to the ear in worst case scenarios.

"While on deployment my bed was scrotumized by way of bag drag."

by Djabooty January 30, 2010