Mel Gibson Defence 

When on uses the excuse of being an alcohlic to justify doing something incredibly stupid or unorthodox. The term was originally coined after Mel Gibson repeatedly used the excuse of being an alcoholic for doing stupid things; notably making the Passion of the Christ.

Jerrell: Yo, that guy just got raped by that Frat Boy 12 times in an hour!

Liam: Yeah, but he's got the Mel Gibson Defence.

Jerrell: True dat. Hey, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Mel Gibson Defence by zilchonocomprendo April 14, 2009

defenestrate

Throwing someone or something out of a window.

Rock stars have tendencies of defenestrating TV-sets.

defenestrate by Anonymous August 6, 2003

Defensive Pledging 

Taking necessary precautions and doing as much as you can not to anger actives and avoid getting fucked in the ass by them and get hazed while pledging a fraternity.

Pledge #1: Shit, I didn't get all the tasks done for this week.

Pledge #2: Haha, you're fucked. Be smart and follow defensive pledging. I got my shit done a while ago, so now I can laugh at you while you eat dirt doing pushups tonight.

Defensive Pledging by Tralalalala January 16, 2008

Defender 

The Land Rover Defender is most KICK ASS 4x4 ever created by man. My stock Land Rover D90 is the biggest ass piece of gas guzzelin', jeep humpin', road rulin', extention of manhood you have ever seen. All other 4x4s are booty.

My Defender rocks. I wish I had two of them.

Defender by Effe April 15, 2005

Drefense 

A sassy and womanly type of savage defense. Somewhat like a mother protecting her cub but far more sassy and vicious.

Her team was up by 15 points but our sassy friend stayed on the ball, shouting "DREFENSE! DREFENSE!" to intimidate her opponents.

Drefense by flanaganmcwanagan November 4, 2010

Defensitive 

When you have the nerve to get hurt feelings because somebody called you out on something you did wrong.

I became extremely defensitive when she wanted to discuss why I lied to her.

Defensitive by SlimShugga February 16, 2014

Defenestrate

A word that shouldn’t really exist, like why can’t you just say, I threw it out of the window. It is very simple

Jeremy: I am going to defenestrate the cat
Harrell: Jeremy, I don’t care what you do, just don’t hurt it
Jeremy: I just defenestrated the cat
Harrell: NO!! JEREMY YOU SOCIOPATH, YOU JUST THREW HIM OUT OF THE WINDOW
Jeremy: lol

Defenestrate by I_ate_the_children November 18, 2018