Davids are the HOTTEST guys you could ever meet! They are usually Chinese and like paper air planes, minecraft, and pretty much being a nerd. They have VERY cute butts.
Person 1: Whoah that guy has such a cute butt!!!
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...
Person 2: I know his name is David!
Person 1: Oh that explains a lot...
by 09o8ikuyhtgtbnyntiu January 24, 2013
Get the Davidmug. a person who likes to debate no matter how annoying he must get to prove a point. This person is usually determined to delete all girfriends who are dating his friends or rather try dying to make them leave his friend. no one knows why but davids get defensive of their friends.
Lane: Don't pull a david!
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
D-ennett: You're a fag! NEVER GET A GF BECAUSE I NEED YOU!
Lane: what???
Chris:.... stop making fun of my gf because she will hunt you down if u even try anythign with me.
by gregoriodarwin May 1, 2008
Get the Davidmug. Usually has a best friend named Ryan or Rihanna who everyone questions their relationship status together.
by SodaBob April 8, 2012
Get the Davidmug. David is very conceited and can be an asshole. Usually David thinks he knows everything and thinks he can boss you around. Although he is all the above, he is quite lovable and does spoil the hell out of you.
by Liciouslush November 29, 2017
Get the Davidmug. David, sometimes pernounced Jub-Jub, is French for veiny hard bee penis. A person who has personality, in his own way, and is addicted to shitty videogames and anime. His appearence is discribed as a feral cave man, who can't help but to smack things with his dick. Fucks honey bees in his spare time. A David is wildly attracted to young male leprechauns, and vice versa targeted most by Irish sexual predaters for the looseness of his ass and the relaxed nature when under stress. David's can usualy survive for weeks only buy the nutrition provided by the up to 30 gallons of semen stored in their single hump. Is prone to PMS or acting women like, although he is probaly male. David's are now nearly extinct due to overhunting for their pelts, semen sacks, and estrogen. If you see a David, it would be best to perform a mercy killing with sand paper and a straw hat.
If you see the David, kill the David.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
Why?
When threteded, they bare their tusks and charge unstopingly.
by MrPank October 24, 2011
Get the Davidmug. by Matthew Dunlop June 10, 2011
Get the Davidmug. A selfish, egotistical wanktard who is the asswhole of the world. David is know for compulsive lying, cheating, philandering and telling half truths stated in such a way where it seems like he's telling the whole truth. Also know for having radical personality changes mostly associated with people suffering from bipolar disorder. Other than these small set backs, he is still not the person you would want to be stranded on an island with.
by Julie235 April 5, 2011
Get the Davidmug.