Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 November 18, 2015

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pickle curtains

Like beef curtains but for males. "The foreskin sag" usually occurs in your late 50s

That guys getting old, he must got some mad pickle curtains going on down there

by Pickle bath July 05, 2014

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When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018

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This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

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Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

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A brown noser who's nose is beyond the brown onto the back of the baby bay

Wow, Michelle.

Do you really have to spend so much time sucking ass with the boss. You are such a Curtain Cuddler.

by CAAB2010 September 11, 2009

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A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 June 11, 2007

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