rectal curtains

A condition caused by to much anal sex.

This gay lover that I am dating is a botton and has a horrible case of rectal curtains.

by Mike Gaga September 14, 2006

curtain inspector

A man who examines the vaginal lips of females to determine there is something wrong with their pussies.

"I noticed that my pussy lips were hanging unusally low today so I called the curtain inspector."

by traviesa2007 July 7, 2007

Curtain Pull

This is an act done by a desperate traveling salesman who's been on the road a little too long. How it works. First, get in the shower and start lathering up. Next, take shampoo, not conditioner as it doesn't work so well, and make a fold in the shower curtain. Instantly, a soapy substitute pussy appears before your swolen third leg. Insert and jack until your heart's content.

Yo Ty, why you limpin'? Did you fall in the tub while trying to do a curtain pull?

by Hotdizzle October 4, 2008

pickle curtains

Like beef curtains but for males. "The foreskin sag" usually occurs in your late 50s

That guys getting old, he must got some mad pickle curtains going on down there

by Pickle bath July 5, 2014

yellow curtain

China's division from the outside world, specifically its infamous great internet firewall. An allusion to the soviet Iron curtain.

"Facebook me"
"Dude, I'll be behind the yellow curtain in China, I can't get facebook"

by yellowcurtain December 18, 2013

Meat Curtains

The outer lips of a vagina that covers the hole.

Her meat curtains were in the way while I ate her out, I had to pull them apart to get the job done.

by CrazyTruthFrom98 January 23, 2016

Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.

1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude

by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018