(noun) a term describing a mess, shambles or right balls-up, generally as a result of someone thinking they are more clever than they really are.
"Sorry about that - I made a complete cummings of my parallel parking."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
"He's made a right cummings of that Eton Mess: it's got bits of flob and hair in it."
by Rusty Chuffhunter September 5, 2019
Get the Cummingsmug. 1.(n) white fluid that is ejaculated from a male at the peak of a sexual encounter; more often at home every night with a picture of Leanne Zammit and a tube of lotion.
by Guinea56 May 27, 2018
Get the Cummug. Jack , i'm cumming i'm cumming!!!!!!!!! Heidi, Jack Jack fuck me fuck me !!!!!!!!!!!!!! several months later Heidi, jack I've got some bad news i'm pregnant
by Labatiste June 28, 2011
Get the Cummug. "I turned down an offer for 2 million dollars to put a cell tower in my backyard."-Joe
"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
"Dude, don't pull a cummings"
by John from J-Town September 26, 2008
Get the cummingsmug. by dylansmith January 31, 2007
Get the cummug. Noun - Vulgar Slang cum /kʌm/ - the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract.
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM
WHITE HONEY OF FEMALE, HONEY MOON, CREAM
by eliasRNjB November 21, 2009
Get the CUMmug. 