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luxury custard

How would you like some of my luxury custard?
by G-Star December 24, 2016
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thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm
She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard
by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017
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keen custard

When she took her clothes off, my keen custard came out.
by datwidowasstho August 17, 2017
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Creaming Custard

To slow-churn semen/ejaculate into ice cream.
A: "Hey B., are you creaming custard"

B: "I told you, I was drunk and that was a mistake."

A: "I thought you said it made for nice shakes?"
by CustardBoose February 24, 2018
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Cummy Custard

A special custard in which the egg is substituted with semen.
"I can't wait to get home today. I'm gonna try making some cummy custard!"
"You what??"
by MeEeEeN October 31, 2019
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bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate
“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”
by sis did May 2, 2020
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clumsy custard

1. When you be having a drunk orgasm.

2. When your drunk and trying to aim your cum shot.
Last night I gave Vanessa a clumsy custard.
by Strodum June 13, 2020
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