Crunchy Hoe

The dirtiest, most ugly person to walk. The most offence pair of words to say to someone. Someone who is filthy and full of dirt head to toe.

Example: someone who doesn’t shower and goes out willingly without being washed. Someone who reminds you of a Cheeto Puff. The perfect way to describe it, is dried up, crunchy dead skin.

That girl Emma is such a crunchy hoe!
Did you see that crunchy hoe over there; she went to sleep with her fake eyelashes on!

by Jenna Johnson September 14, 2023

crunchy picklicious

a way to describe the most amazing human ever!!

thomas is pretty crunchy picklicious

by fantatastic October 23, 2019

Crunchy

When there's something you don't really like, but you have to accept it.

Ashley: " I cant go with you to the party. I have to work tonight."

Andi: " Ew.. Das crunchy."

by Ladybeexo December 4, 2020

Crunchy

Fiona and Patricia

"Hot damn those elderly women Fiona and Patricia are crunchy as hell"

by Crunchy churr0s October 30, 2020

Crunchy Chips

The epitome of the perfect human you could ever find, this is the man u can be gay for

He looks like Crunchy chips

by crunchy_chips January 19, 2021

crunchy

cranky, negative, not wanting to be polite and positive

I don't really want to go to the party, I'm feeling kinda crunchy and I don't want to play nice.

by Miggery Sow February 9, 2021

crunchy

pretends to love nature but not actually

She's just being crunchy; she doesn't actually hike

by trying_always February 18, 2021