The act of putting Crunchy Nut cereal into a woman’s hole, pounding her full of your man milk, then eating the cereal and cum mix out of the Vag with a spoon.
She wanted me to get wild in the bedroom so I tied her up with her hijab and gave her the Crunchy Batson
by Jeck foul February 24, 2024
Get the Crunchy Batsonmug. 
“You see Rollie and ET on the episode of baddies last night?”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
“Girl yes they looked crunchy as hell”
by novamoons December 10, 2023
Get the Crunchymug. by kar_nich November 2, 2017
Get the crunchymug. When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
Get the Crunchy peanut butter mohawkmug. by Xedi(me) April 10, 2020
Get the [CRUNCHY]mug.