Cinnamon Toast Crunch

When a male dips his balls in melted butter, then proceeds to roll them in cinnamon, then hits a girl in the face with them, the resulting impact should have a slightly crunchy sound.

Tom: Dude, what did you and Becky do last night?
Phil: We totally fucked, so for breakfast I gave her a little Cinnamon Toast Crunch!
Tom: Nice!

by shitsweak! January 07, 2010

crunch-wrap

Money, gouda, cheese, yayper, paper, skrilla, scratch, cash, parmeasan, jack, mozarella, fedi, green, stack, bills, benjis, lincolns, georgies, jacksons, hamiltons, spends, ins, change, loot

"I'll pay for it, I got plenty of crunch-wrap, I stay on my grind."

by Gutter Peezy January 23, 2008

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 09, 2012

crunch cake

kyra's best friend maddie;
maddie's best friend kyra;

heyy best friend!
or should i say, crunch cake!

by maddersss August 12, 2008

Strawberry Scooter Crunch

When a man with herpes has an outbreak & has intercourse with a women during menstration.

After inserting his bumpy penis into her bloody vagina it resembles a strawberry scooter crunch.

by Wannabanghoes September 17, 2009

captain crunch hangover

You have eaten anywhere from one bowl to a whole box of Captain Crunch and the roof of your mouth is scraped to hell.

Man, I have such a bad Captain Crunch hangover that there's dead skin dangling over my palette.

OR

I ate a pizza that was way too hot and it feels like a Captain Crunch hangover. Weird isn't it?

by SavvyRedhead July 08, 2015

Cheesy Gordita Crunch

A sex act in which you eat a taco from within the Butt cheeks of your partner.

We did the Cheesy Gordita Crunch last night and taco meat has never tasted so good.

by Grassfed November 07, 2020