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" Man, that chick megan is such a cricket. After she let me pull an ATM (ass to mouth) on her, she went to my homie larrys crib to get a good pumpin before bed."
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I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.
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