Creasing

Straining for a poo, in England.

Mate, that poo had me creasing

by Christ Bell June 16, 2018

Cracking a Gong

Hitting your girlfriend so hard with your penis it makes a vibrating noise.

Guy: Dude, I was cracking a gong on my girlfriend so hard that it looks like Holk Hogan beat the living shit out of her.

by CabbageMan572 July 28, 2018

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

Croaking

To be laughing so hard you can't breathe. Or to find something very amusing. Another way of saying "I'm dying!! " or "I'm dead"

"Oh my gosh that was so funny, I'm croaking."

by Meme Gal lol x October 22, 2018

Creasing

English slang: to cringe
Sometimes often confused with creasing (laughing)

*insert random cringey, unironic TikTok video*
Me: "I'm creasing so much"

by despacito_thotslayer November 1, 2018

creasing

when you are visibly sweating cringe

I'm creasing right now

by funyhahaa May 18, 2019

Cranking a nut

Also known as making a U turn, or turning around while driving

Shit I made a wrong turn, hold i’m cranking a nut

by Rileylmfao August 4, 2019