ventura county

simi valley, ventura, oxnard, camarillo, moorpark, westlake, and saticoy....located in southern california

about an hour away from LA, nice weather, good county to live in.

by a venturan July 13, 2004

Nassau County

The most expensive suburb in the United States. Located on Long Island, right outside New York City. A small home in a bad neighborhood will be about $250,000 minimum. Nicest areas are along the South shore or North shore. The closer you are to water, the better. Lots of rich jews. If you are moving to Long Island, consider any of these areas:
South Shore:
Massapequa, Seaford, Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Woodmere, Hewlett, Franklin Square
North Shore:
Great Neck, Roslyn, Syosset, Brookville, Jericho

South shore has wayyyy more shopping though and nicer beaches. Jones Beach is in Wantagh (a really nice area). Live as close to the water as possible!

Girl 1 "I live in Nassau County"

Girl 2 "...rich jewish bitch"

by longislandJAP July 24, 2011

Rex Orange County

Best musician to ever step foot on earth. Only the sexiest of people listen to this man

Rex Orange County is the best artist ever

by Rex Orange County's DOG February 14, 2022

Montgomery County

A very rich preppy county in maryland where some perople try to act ghetto but it doesn't work. Best school system in the US.

That girl is so rich. Yeah, she must be from MoCo.

by Ethan Miller September 7, 2005

Lake County

1. The worst county a person can live in inside Florida.

2. The only county where you could drink and drive and the cops are doing the same.

3. There is a cool steam train that runs there but yet still pisses people off.

4. Contains trashy women and dicks for guys.

5. Boobs are common.

Girl: "Why is that girl wearing a skirt up to her stomach and drunk off her ass?"

Boy: "Because it's Lake County."

by hydrostatic lubricator January 1, 2012

Ventura County

Los Angeles County's cleaner, cheaper, less interesting, and less relevant neighbor to the north. Los Angeles County's relationship to Ventura County is a lot like the United States' relationship to Canada.

I needed a new camera, to I went up to one of those cheap pawn shops in Ventura County to get one for less than $50. What a bargain! Thanks Ventura County!

by lovesmesumcake October 14, 2008

Delaware County

Delaware County is a middle class county situated next to Philadelphia County. It is home to a generally Irish Roman Catholics, whose economic and educational status gradually declines as a person moves from North to South in the county. In the Radnor and Ardmore sections of "Delco" the incomes, educational levels are high. But if one moves south, he encounters a decline in civilized behavior. Central locations like Drexel Hill and Havertown are home to many professionals, and Philadelphia businessmen. However, districts closer to Baltimore Pike and Route 476 have become well known for their high levels of trailer trash hookers, wiggers, degenerates, and uneducated white people (e.g. Ridley, Interboro, Aldan, and Eddystone)And while Delaware County is dominantly Caucasian, the state of mind is often considered "decidedly hood rat". To complicate matters, the absolute most southern point in Delaware County is Chester, a community composed of African Americans. This portion of the county, compromised of citizens of a different skin color, has never set well with the toothless inbreeds of Eddystone and Briar Cliff, who are abundantly racist, uneducated, tattooed, and addicted to marijuana and other illegal substances, and wear Timberland Boots (purchased at 69th Street Terminal), Beater (purchased at TJ Maxx in Springfield, Kohls on Baltimore Pike, Modells Baltimore Pike, or any local Ross Dress for Less TM), and a pair of excessively long and baggy shorts of the Jordan Brand

"Yo homie, lets go ride majestically into Springfield with the rest of our gangster friends from Briar Cliff and show all those pussies how hood rat south Delaware County is."

by Briar Cliff Rough Rider January 28, 2010