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Rona Cooch

When a chicks cooch is so bad it requires 2 masks to even get near. Also a slang term that girls can use kinda like an excuse as to why they aren't prim and proper in the ole hatchet wound area.
Dude 1: Man I went out with this chick she was banging bro I mean fuckin smoking hot ass and tits for days a super smile but........

Dude 2: But....... What c'mon man I saw her talking to you tell me what's up what happened??
Dude 1: Man it's a shame to have all that then have that Rona Cooch a crying damn shame. I couldn't get near it without wearing two masks man.
Dude 2:. Awww naw that is a shame!!!

Example 2
Chick 1: girl I got a date tonight he is cute.

Chick 2: Girl look at you long overdue long long overdue.

Chick 1: what u think I should wear or do about this (drops her pants)??
Chick 2: Damn girl we got work to do you got that Rona Cooch something serious. We best call Hallie, Chrystal , and Ben for this cooch over.
Chick 1: thanks girl every women in the world with the Rona Cooch needs a friend like you.
Chick 2: you bet they do!!!!
by Stick1 February 9, 2022
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fruity nuttsack cooch dip

the act of dipping yout nuttsack into a bowl of fruit punch and dipping them into her vagina
hey i did the "fruity nuttsack cooch dip" on my girl last night
by ramerbamer December 8, 2020
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dookie cooch

Beth got that dookie cooch, that shit looked like a used bathroom
by luzoob December 29, 2020
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McDonald’s cooch

A McDonald’s cooch is a crack in the floor of a McDonald’s bathroom. Most guys find them when they are suupeerrr horny. No man can resist a McDonald’s cooch
My mouth waters at that McDonald’s cooch all battered up in a McFlurry and soggy fries. I can’t wait wait to have a rip at it. Mmm mmm mmmm
by Sagitusnapitus January 4, 2021
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Cooch

"Pull it out her butt put it in her cooch"
by TraetheDon March 9, 2021
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The lord in my cooch

An experience so otherworldly you become one with your spiritual being.
‘That deep fried Oreo was so good, I swear I could feel the lord in my cooch’
by Trashboat69 March 18, 2021
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hide a cooch

-The fat overlapping belly skin that hangs down in front of a woman's vagina.

-The hanging excess skin from the stomach region that completely covers the vagina area on an over weigh lady or a woman who has recently lost a lot of weight and now has hanging skin that overlaps her beltline hiding her lady parts.

-Also known as cups or vagiggle gaggle.
-My moms had so many kids and gained so much weight that she's developed a hide a cooch.

-You cant see her belt because of her hide a cooch.
by KimperFay87 May 1, 2021
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