Taking screenshots of your Ex's pictures while telling her you're trying to move on at the same time.
I don't know what's up with A, he's been taking screenshots of his ex girlfriend's pictures now, textbook example of contradiction.
by Whitewitch May 27, 2018
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1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.
2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
1. A person who contracts to perform sex acts at a certain price or rate.
2. A politically correct term for a prostitute, whore, hooker, or ho.
Man to Friend
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".
Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
"My wife has not put out for 3 months now so while on my way home from a camping trip after not showering for 5 full days I stopped and picked up a skanky old whore. I thought she was going to pass out from the stench when I unzipped my fly but no, she gobbled my knob like a pro and I busted a ferocious nut right down her throat".
Friend to Man
"Wow that was a great story. Thanks for sharing that. By the way I believe they preferred to be called genital contractor rather than whore".
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Get the Bag Central mug.The central hub for all partygoers. It is essentially the coolest spot to be, at a given time. It could either be at a gathering or a party. These two terms are strictly different, as a gathering contains a congregation of less than 27 partygoers, whilst a party contains upwards of 27 partygoers.
Person A: What's on tonight? i feel like getting crunk..
Person B: Glad you asked! Theres a party tonight with over 250 people going. Apparently it'll be nuts... But i heard there was a gathering on as well where they are tossing dwarfs...
Person A: No doubt on this one, that gathering sounds like Party Central
Person B: Glad you asked! Theres a party tonight with over 250 people going. Apparently it'll be nuts... But i heard there was a gathering on as well where they are tossing dwarfs...
Person A: No doubt on this one, that gathering sounds like Party Central
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