Lacrosse coach

The most heartwarmingly frightening kind of coach. A lacrosse coach always shows his/her love for their players, but when you don't do what they ask, can turn into the thing you fear most. Lacrosse coaches are different from regular coaches in that they're coaching a "niche sport" but don't let that fool you, they'll train your butt off like a football coach and tell you to sprint around four different fields in 8 minutes. If you don't make it in 8 minutes, do it again! Still can't do it? Down on the ground! Now try again! A Lacrosse coach will mercilessly make you pay for eating junk before practice. Some are really nice, while others just enjoy the whistle. Some are like a den-mother, while others are tough to get along with.

The truth is, lax coaches are the epitome of tough-love, but the most prominent part of them is the way they're frighteningly kind and will stick up for you when you need it. They're on your side whether you like it or not. It's not just all yelling and tough-love, but a lot of nurturing that goes along with teaching a bunch of kids how to work hard without taking shortcuts.

Friend #1:Dude, you going to go over to the bonfire? I hear there's going to be tons of beer.
Friend #2: I can't dude, I got lax practice today.
*Friend #2 goes to bonfire anyway and meets up with Friend #1 after practice the next day*
Friend #1: Dude! What happened to you're legs?

Friend #2: My lacrosse coach made me sprint up bleachers 9 times, around the field 12 times, and I had to do so many crunches that my stomach feels like there's a hole in it.
Friend #1: Dude...I guess he didn't like your reason for skipping last night, did he?
Friend #2:....No, just another day of practice...You think I should tell him about last night though?

by Tamar2 April 6, 2014

third base coach

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.

I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.

by zwill May 25, 2006

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

COCHALO

A nickname for someone that is from the city of Cochabamba, Bolivia.

He's from Cochabamba, known as the garden of bolivia, so he's a cochalo.

by Carlita Patiita April 25, 2008

Cochese Jackson

close minded asshole who doesn't know shit about france and still talks mad shit about it.

Get out more and maybe you'll see that you don't know what the hell you're talking about!

by SHUTTHEHELLUP August 2, 2003

Concha

Also shortened to "conch" this South American slang refers either to:

1. A collection of females.

2. The female genitalia.

1. "Bro apparently the concha at the ballet last night was unreal!"

"You're so right Tom, there really is nothing like dance to attract the finest female specimens in the nation"

2. "Her conch was so ransid, flames wouldn't even lick it"

by Team Chasky September 3, 2013

Coaching

When a man well above legal age hangs out with multiple under-age girls at the same time.

"I can't come to the bar because I'm coaching tonight."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008