A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
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Get the Colon mug.Colonizer is a descriptive term for someone who believes in and perpetuates ideas that separate us from each other, nature, our people, etc or pushes ideologies that harm BIPOC. Ideologies being things like racism or stereotypes in media are fine, cultural appropriation isn’t a big deal, BIPOC are crybabies for educating people on history, etc.
It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.
No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.
So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
It is not exclusive to one group of people; however, it certainly describes a portion of people that benefit from whte supremacy—an element of colonization.
No, “colonizer” is not a slur or derogatory term.
So if that term bothers you, it’s probably describing you.
Person1: Natives didn’t experience genocide what’re you talking about?
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.
Person2: Over 95% of our people were wiped out with death tolls reaching 120 million from 1492 to now.
Person1: Whatever you’re just a crybaby with a victim complex.
Person2: Thank you for proving my point, colonizer.
by Dicksucker Golden91623 August 3, 2024
Get the Colonizer. mug.Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
Get the Colon 3ed mug.A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
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I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
by LingDanc803 October 11, 2023
Get the Capitalistic Colonizer Day mug.The act of pumping water from a hand pump well into someone’s butthole. Then you have to siphon it out by sucking on a tube placed in said butthole.
by Garagemahal May 11, 2025
Get the Amish Colonic mug.(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
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