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Colonizer

Any caucasian/white male or female within an interracial relationship. Colonizers typically date/marry younger partners that come from poverty or poorer parts of the world for the sole purpose of pleasure and/or satisfaction. Colonizers are typically older than their partners.
Big ED from TLC's '90 Day Fiance' is a colonizer.
by unrequitedman March 24, 2021
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sneaky colombian

sneaky colombian
a means by which a human male with a significant resovoir of cocaine most likely a colombian might murder his female
counterpart. while engaging in sexual intercourse the male removes his penis from the woman and dips it in his purest colombian cocaine. he then administers the deadly stimulent through re-entry. the cocaine stuck to his penis easily absorbs through the bloodstream. unless the mans member is infentesimally lacking in girth the surface area of the penis is enough for enough cocaine to stick that overdose will be eminant. the man to pioneer the sneaky colombian technique was a man by the surname of Ibanez (his first name shall remain anonymous) while having sex with a partner who had cheated on him.
yo i gotta lay low i just gave that bitch the sneaky colombian
wow i cant believe i wasted so much colombian marching powder on killing that bitch. i gave her the sneaky colombian.

that last sneaky colombian i gave made my urethera burn i got some coke all up in it.
by dan, destroyer of worlds October 30, 2006
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Colombian Facial

When a man ejaculates onto a womens face and immediately throws cocaine or powdered sugar onto her face and snorts it.
After rough sex, Juan gave Carolina a Colombian Facial and got high after.
by Cata Funtes August 3, 2010
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colonbom

That frigging colonbom has disgraced us all!
by Tom LaBelle May 28, 2004
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Colonic Wonder

A man or woman who has mastered the art of shitting. He or she is therefore a colonic wonder.
Bobby: Uh-oh, here come the colonic wonder.
Jamilla: Yea, right off his throne.
by Marc April 25, 2005
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Colonic Fart

A fart that emanates deep within the colon of the lower intestines that comes out silent but deadly and smells nasty of sulfur. This is usually attributed to constipation, indigestion, food poisoning, or other gastrointestinal problems.
Damn dude, did you just stink up the room with your Colonic Fart after eating that burrito?
by Schlangemann April 5, 2011
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Colombia

A beautiful south American Country bordering Panama, Ecuador, Venezuela and Peru. Known for beautiful girls, nice beaches, the best coffee, and the finest emeralds. Main language is Spanish and main religion is Christian Catholicism

IT USED TO BE A VERY DANGEROUS COUNTRY in the 80s and 90s when Pablo Escobar was around, but not anymore. Countries like Mexico and Brazil are now more dangerous.
Colombia has the most species of birds than anywhere else in the world.
by checkm8in2 April 13, 2019
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