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Mitchy Collins

the most talented and beautiful man in the entire world. lead singer of lovelytheband, former oh honey member.
oh my god did you hear that new lovelytheband song”
“yeah that’s mitchy collins’ band right”
“omg yes he’s my husband i love him
by mitchyfuckingcollins November 14, 2020
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Pina Collider

Sex Move - Shoot cum into your own mouth, swoosh it around a little bit, then spit it into the girls mouth and fuck her
She definitely had the taste of cum in her mouth after i gave her a pina collider
by jewbear0808 May 27, 2010
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Colligual

To take off a female's clothing using only ones teeth, nipples, and feet.
"I totally did a colligual on that girl". You will sound smart and educated to your friends in the field of sex, but really you're using it to hide how freaky you are. weirdo.
by EllaRae October 21, 2010
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coliteral

1) Refers to when women withhold their clitoris and other cunt components as sexual collateral when negotiating with a male to successfully achieve her desired outcome. The denying a man to playfully pound her pussy parts slowly wears them down to the point where they give into the most unbelievable terms.

This tactic is employed mostly by either:
- Tricky bitches, who like to play games with men, however, they themselves can't abstain for great lengths of time due to the fact that they are raging sluts (averaging 4-5 hours before giving in). However their success rate still remains high because they frequently date losers even more sad than themselves
- Prudes, because they lack the capacity to process the wonders found from sexual activity. About all don't intentionally use coliteral, but they have a figurative chastity belt where most enjoy a sex drive. This mostly just leaves them sad, unfortunate looking women who miss out on physical euphoria.

2) It is also frequently employed to ensure the safe & successful return of something, a woman holds valuable, that she has entrusted to a man (Stupid shit..such as: her dry cleaning, the children, heavy household bullshit she bought with his money and then bestows the guy with the task of moving it.
1) "Big Papa and Kim have been arguing the entire week because she wants more random shit and he wouldn't buy it. She held a little coliteral over him and the next day she had two new wigs."

2) "Until you get back here with all 6 types of my prescription meds, this box is in storage. I'm serious, I've gone 3 whole hours without medicating!!"
by Mallred March 8, 2011
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collishaw

The last name of someone really really special.

If your last name is Collishaw it means you are the most precious, loving person there is. A Collishaw is the boy or girl to make perfect relationship material, who loves those late night cuddles while watching films. Collishaws are good looking or beautiful people who have the talent to wow with their looks and to touch the hearts of those closest to them. As well as being one of the best lovers they also make the bestest of friends who will always be loyal and never leave your side

A Collishaw is someone who you couldn't live without
by Justanyonereallynothingspecial October 28, 2013
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Collateral Gifting

When you buy someone a gift because you're secretly getting it for yourself.
Dad: I just bought the kids a puppy for Christmas.
Mom: Both you and I know you're collateral gifting, honey.
by TheWizardOfMeh August 15, 2017
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