beijing cocktail

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping

Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping

by livinladivaloca August 30, 2006

Pussy Juice Cocktail

When a girl pisses in a man/womans ass then sucks it out.

My g/f was thirsty and had to pee, so she gave me a pussy juice cocktail and solved both problems at once.

by Ant Laws November 18, 2006

shrimp cocktail

the use of a corpse's toe for anal erotica.

"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise...a shrimp cocktail!"

by ScreaminCreamer January 6, 2008

cocktail

verb:
The act of anal intercourse.

I'm going out tonight, gonna get me some cocktail!

by Chris Kirk July 25, 2008

cocktail

a cigarette with multiple drugs (especially illegal or ill prescribed one's)

That cocktail is sure to hurt later on.

by The Return of Light Joker July 29, 2009

Cocktails

Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.

wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass

by He was born that way December 12, 2011

cocktail grease

extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.

Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!

Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004