From cocaine to rogaine

Term used to describe an aging male rocker who used to be hot. But now is just a guy who still. Has good licks (on the guitar that is!)

Have you seen peter frampton lately? He's definitely on the from cocaine to rogaine tour!

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021

flaming monkey on cocaine

An imagaginary monkey that encourages you to run faster in PE by running after you.

Ahhh a Flaming monkey on Cocaine is following us! RUN!!

by Colin Ma December 17, 2006

working man's cocaine

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

poor man's cocaine

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

cocaine melting eyeballs

a group of people who i love a lot and am very gay for. they are perfect and amazing and so kind to me and they are silly and great and fun to talk to. i love them lots <3

"omg youre literally my cocaine melting eyeballs"

by camer0n.6996 August 26, 2022

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

ass-crack cocaine

a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.

Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine

by Twisted Code May 13, 2016