squirrel clock

The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.

No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.

by Kalollypops October 29, 2008

blowlarm clock

someone, male or female, who wakes a man up the best way.

I was sleepin' like the dead, but I set my blowlarm clock and she cleaned me out!

by DimpleHo March 13, 2009

Wineo'clock

anytime during the day when a wine is most definitely in order.

" Mmmm, I think its wineo'clock!"

by Idgy July 28, 2009

Clock Block

A clock block is a customer or co-worker that asks you a question or distracts you right as you are about to clock off for the day.

"Hey I thought you already left."
"Yeah, some clock block asked me if we had any more 1 liter Diet Coke in the back."

by QFswagger January 10, 2012

douche o'clock

An ungodly hour of the night. Generally considered to be between the hours of 2 AM and 6 AM, or whenever one would not want to be woken up.

What the hell are you calling me for, it's douche o'clock in the morning!

by lorem ipsum December 8, 2009

dark o'clock in the morning

The hours between midnight and dawn, when it's morning but it's totally dark and no one's up unless they absolutely have to be.

Go to bed early, hon. We have to catch the bus at dark o'clock in the morning to get there on time.

by 2011Grad August 11, 2010

6-o-clock tuck

When on tucks thier junk between their legs. Think Silence of the Lams. The opposite of the 12-o-clock tuck.

He was like that guy from Silence of the Lambs, remember, he tucked it in ... he did the 6-o-clock tuck.

by South Montain Spacedockers August 30, 2010