alabama clay

Eating a lot of ketchup, and cashews resulting in a liquefied molten lava coming out of your ass.

Man I went home after work and took massive shit and it looked like Alabama Clay.

by Poke your mom January 17, 2020

gay clay

The sludge on a man's dick after he claps his boyfriends cheeks. You rub it off into a ball of gay clay.

After I clapped creamers cheeks I wiped off the poop on my dick into aome gay clay.

by 65ndaworks October 30, 2023

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verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

clayarrhea

The intence, compulsory, and claylike intestinal evacuation that occurs after one consumes 4 or more pieces of KFC Original Recipe in one sitting, usually resulting in a ruined pair of underwear.

My clayarrhea was so sudden that I had to borrow a pair of boxer briefs from my brother.

by Scott Wallace February 28, 2004

clayjames

Canadian scum, some one who is jealous of the United States.

that clayjames is Canadian scum

by GWB November 16, 2004

clay bagging

to attempt to penetrate and orifice covered by clothing.

i tried clay bagging Jessica but she ran away.

by el cheffie October 23, 2007

clay babies

Jersey shore bitches/fuckers who sit in tanning booths for hours on end, or those who use self-tanner and turn orange.

Gabe: You see those clay babies over there?
Erin: You mean the clan of orange people?!
Gabe: They look like they are from Jersey!!!

by ernieskool June 15, 2011